“I was flying to LAX and had a layover in Houston… I am pretty sure this makes me more Texan than Steven Lee Hall Jr. “ —— Leesa L.

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The Parody Page may contain references to Texans, Texas, Texan-adjacent individuals, hats of notable size, vehicles of questionable fuel efficiency, or portions of land that may or may not be described as “bigger than you think.” Any such references are exaggerated, fictionalized, whimsically distorted, or otherwise adjusted for comedic effect. Not affiliated with the Texas truth . Org No claim is made that any Texan has ever actually said, done, worn, eaten, grilled, measured, compared, or otherwise engaged in the activities described herein, although it is also not explicitly denied, confirmed, investigated, or even casually looked into.
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• You understand that it is a parody even if it stops being funny halfway through (or sooner).
• You will not attempt to use this page as evidence in any debate, trivia contest, or mildly heated discussion about state pride.
• You will not contact any governing body, local authority, or particularly enthusiastic Texan to report inaccuracies contained within, as the inaccuracies are not only intentional but carefully maintained.
Furthermore, this Parody Page does not claim to represent:
• All Texans.
• Some Texans.
• Any Texans in particular.
• A statistically significant sample of Texans.
• A statistically insignificant sample of Texans.
• Or even a Texan-shaped idea.
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• Accuracy (there is none).
• Clarity (occasionally present but not guaranteed).
• Brevity (clearly not).
• Relevance (situational at best).
• Or usefulness (highly unlikely).
This disclaimer itself may also be considered part of the parody, though it is simultaneously a real disclaimer about a parody disclaimer, thereby creating a layered structure of disclaimers which, upon extended contemplation, may or may not collapse into complete meaninglessness.
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Thank you for your time, patience, and willingness to read a disclaimer of this length about something that required significantly less explanation. As said by A certain NA legend who has absolutely nothing to do with this page!!!

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